Week 07

Manager of the Week is Minty 'Ka-Hoon' Colquhoun. Indeed her team notched up a massive 22 points thanks, in main, to her robust defence and no thanks whatsoever to her favourite player for the last three years, Darren Bent, whom she won't replace however many times he appears on the bench. Unpmintster climbs eight places.

A remarkable David Manttan plummets a remarkable ten places to third from a remarkable bottom after losing, remarkably, four points from Two-Oh-Ten's total. And Gavin Ward finally scores more than a point in a week. But still lies last.

In the meantime, with the marathon well under way, the Umpa Lumpa's are getting into the swing of things. Last season's mistakes, punished by regular beatings, have so far not been repeated. Sadly.